Hey internet people. A very tired and somewhat annoyed Adam here.

Sigh. Where to start...

All right, first of all it's 3:35 in the morning. On my door, I have a Snickers wrapper that says "Nougatocity."  I thought the word was hilarious, so I put it up on my dorm room door. I hear rap music outside my door, which wasn't terribly abnormal because my neighbors listen to that sometimes. No big deal.

I heard some voices, so I went to investigate. There was a knock and someone was standing at my door. I figured it was just like the last couple of times where some drunk college student thought my room was theirs.

...Right, twice now that's happened. 

But there's this kind of short girl, presumably drunk or high or something and I put a shirt on and answered the door. She apologized and just wanted to know what the Snickers wrapper said.

Are these wrappers just not clearly labeled in their brand name in a big and bold enough font for our lost little friend?

I didn't know what to say so I just shut the door and climbed back into bed. 

Here's the kicker. One of her friends, state of consciousness unknown,  said after I shut the door, "I guess he didn't know either."

I don't know whether to laugh or just shake my head. Either way, it's time for bed.

Nighty night.

-Adam